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  })();</description><title>FlockofHounds</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @flockofhounds)</generator><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>georgetakei:

Where all the best conversations happen.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d18dfb7ece622078c006f1bf9f082a6c/tumblr_mijcjevdHd1rlpicfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/43583845613/where-all-the-best-conversations-happen"&gt;georgetakei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where all the best conversations happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/43627110611</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/43627110611</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:31:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>georgetakei:

I have to hand it to this cartoonist, this is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/711f57af0f5b917643c472c7e3b7f39c/tumblr_mhxitohRdh1rlpicfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/42626309155/i-have-to-hand-it-to-this-cartoonist-this-is" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;georgetakei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have to hand it to this cartoonist, this is clever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/42795998229</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/42795998229</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 15:57:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>georgetakei:

Whether you bagged a bird or celebrate in some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwff7oLlR1rlpicfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/36290421931/whether-you-bagged-a-bird-or-celebrate-in-some" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;georgetakei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you bagged a bird or celebrate in some other way, may you and yours have a blissed and blessed day of Thanks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/36333081234</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/36333081234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:11:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>funnyordie:

A Cow Photobombing a Horse Stuck in a Fence
All the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6pveq8N11qzx3jto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/35285082757/a-cow-photobombing-a-horse-stuck-in-a-fence-all" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;funnyordie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/PHhLRL"&gt;A Cow Photobombing a Horse Stuck in a Fence&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All the news that’s fit to print — &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/PHhLRL"&gt;or fits inside a fence&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/35306738711</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/35306738711</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:04:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>tastefullyoffensive:

[ajc/via]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2vhu8moL1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/32475185197/baconshortage"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.ajc.com/"&gt;ajc&lt;/a&gt;/&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10mm7f/this_was_in_my_paper_this_morning/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/32492186937</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/32492186937</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:38:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eclecticbanana:

What a swine</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gqu2IPtS1qa02hoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://eclecticbanana.tumblr.com/post/26253935076/what-a-swine" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;eclecticbanana&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;What a swine&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/26256983357</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/26256983357</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 21:44:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eclecticbanana:


[x]

re-edited by George Lucas?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29fniWBLp1r6h019o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eclecticbanana.tumblr.com/post/20858039110/x-re-edited-by-george-lucas"&gt;eclecticbanana&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/dJxj1mou03M"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
re-edited by George Lucas?&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/20886370574</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/20886370574</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:37:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>mangocubes:

Cloud gazing is no longer an activity reserved for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zjo6Ms6Z1r5v8o5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mangocubes.tumblr.com/post/20506149300/cloud-gazing-is-no-longer-an-activity-reserved-for"&gt;mangocubes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Cloud gazing is no longer an activity reserved for the outdoors thanks to these life-like, but surreal, indoor clouds created by Dutch artist Berndnaut Smilde. Using a method he first developed in 2010, Smilde created “NIMBUS II”, a raincloud that hovers in an indoor space. The clouds are generated using a smoke machine, but Smilde must carefully monitor a room’s humidity and atmosphere in order to get the smoke to hang so elegantly, and with such life-like form. Backlighting is used to bring out shadows from within the cloud, to give it that look of a looming and ominous rain cloud. Smilde says his purpose was to give form to “physical presence found within transitional space.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/20561646373</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/20561646373</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:36:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Sunset (Lightbox photo)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hsmiCC3H1qc8bdho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sunset (&lt;a href="http://lightbox.com/"&gt;Lightbox&lt;/a&gt; photo)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18879591874</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18879591874</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:08:42 -0800</pubDate><category>lightbox</category></item><item><title>Sunset (Lightbox photo)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hsm8oApB1qc8bdho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sunset (&lt;a href="http://lightbox.com/"&gt;Lightbox&lt;/a&gt; photo)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18879581022</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18879581022</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:08:32 -0800</pubDate><category>lightbox</category></item><item><title>dyinggod:

*rimshot*
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzag6om4Mn1qg0vd5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dyinggod.tumblr.com/post/17491872175/rimshot"&gt;dyinggod&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*rimshot*&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18228958247</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/18228958247</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:40:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Light Show of the Day: Pro-snowboarder William...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aIX3ntiTV-g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17736244113/light-show-of-the-day-pro-snowboarder-william"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Light Show of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Pro-snowboarder William Hughes suits up in LEDs and hits the slopes of Tignes in south-eastern France for a stunning short film by fashion photographer &lt;a href="http://www.jacobsutton.com/"&gt;Jacob Sutton&lt;/a&gt; for luxury lifestyle site NOWNESS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Filming in the suit was the most surreal thing I’ve done in 20 years of snowboarding,” &lt;a href="http://www.nowness.com/day/2012/2/16/1893/jacob-sutton-s-l-e-d-surfer"&gt;said Hughes&lt;/a&gt;. “Luckily there was plenty of vin rouge to keep me warm, and Jacob’s enthusiasm kept everyone going through the cold nights.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://blog.makezine.com/2012/02/16/night-snow-rider/"&gt;makezine&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17771334850</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17771334850</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:13:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzawy5TUGp1qa02hoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17515365881</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17515365881</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:46:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

From The Archives: Newly restored footage from...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DOIBjQoCXLk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17173171914/from-the-archives-newly-restored-footage-from"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;From The Archives:&lt;/strong&gt; Newly restored footage from inside Disneyland, c. 1957 — two years after the park first opened to the public.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Disney historian Paul F. Anderson &lt;a href="http://www.disneyhistoryinstitute.com/2012/02/disneyland-canon-1957.html"&gt;writes&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This video is taken from some 1957 pro-stock that I’ve owned for years.  The transfer was done on a Spirit DataCine (i.e. the same machine that Ken Burns uses to transfer historic footage for his PBS documentaries).  The entire reel is 20 minutes.  These are the best clips, none of which have ever been shown in public.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.disneyhistoryinstitute.com/2012/02/disneyland-canon-1957.html"&gt;dhi&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17196692421</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17196692421</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:53:45 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Lightbox photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzlx93rft1qc8bdho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lightbox.com/"&gt;Lightbox&lt;/a&gt; photo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17164521326</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/17164521326</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:53:33 -0800</pubDate><category>lightbox</category></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

According to Reddit, this was uploaded by George...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxlh4x9nXL1qz9bu3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/15625542037/according-to-reddit-this-was-uploaded-by-george"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oaem5/george_takei_uploaded_this_earlier_today/"&gt;According to Reddit&lt;/a&gt;, this was uploaded by George Takei.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Oooohhhhhhh my!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/15625802983</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/15625802983</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:17:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>misskatie:

herekitty:

It begins.

yup.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxnsrWz0i1qzeo2zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxnsrWz0i1qzeo2zo2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misskatie.tumblr.com/post/15000060725"&gt;misskatie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herekitty.tumblr.com/post/14999799862"&gt;herekitty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It begins.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yup.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/15001136757</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/15001136757</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:09:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>kay-gee-bee:

Things I learned from the movies:
1.  All...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpuj2naXN71qfyz83o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kay-gee-bee.tumblr.com/post/8849619460/movies"&gt;kay-gee-bee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Things I learned from the movies:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1.  All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2.  Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3.  The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4.  Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5.  It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6.  A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7.  If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8.  No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9.   The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10.  All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11.  Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;12.  A cup of black coffee or a splash of cold water in the face is enough to render the most inebriated person stone cold sober.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;13.  If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;14.  If you stick your head out of cover during a gun fight, it will never be hit, especially if you look backwards to hold a conversation with someone behind you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;15.  Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are assigned partners who are their total opposite.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;16.  Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;17.  You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;18.  The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;19.  Computers never display a cursor on screen but always say: Enter Password Now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;20.  Once applied, lipstick will never rub off — even while scuba diving.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;21.  All watches and clocks are synchronized to the second.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;22.  No matter how fuzzy the photograph, it can be enlarged and enhanced to show the finest detail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;23.  Nearly everyone speaks English, no matter where they are from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact they have never been to Earth, seen an Earthling, or even heard of Earth or Earthlings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;24.  No matter how catastrophic the disaster, pets will always survive it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;25.  There will always be a doctor in a plane or building with the right medical supplies.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;26.  No matter how dead you think you’ve killed a bad guy, he can still get up at least three more times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;27.  People rarely use the bathroom, and if they do, they’re usually dead within minutes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;28.  Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;29.  Cemeteries generate their own weather. Usually rainstorms… and not just gentle sprinkles, but biblical downpours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;30.  When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;31.  Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings — especially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;32.  Cars that fly off cliffs spontaneously combust in midair for no apparent reason.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;33.  When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;34.  All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;35.  Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;36.  Close blood relatives usually look nothing like each other, or have only a passing resemblance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;37.   Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds — unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;38.   When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;39.    An electric fence that’s powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;40.   If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;41.   It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;42.  A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;43.  If you are trapped in a tunnel, in a sinking ship, or a burning building, a cute little girl, a nun, and a feisty granny will be trapped with you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;44.   All writers are wealthy; all publishing companies are glamorous; all artists are self-supporting and have large attractive well-lit loft studios.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;45.  Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;46.   During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;47.   If an expert makes a prediction and is disbelieved, then it will come to pass exactly as he predicted. If he makes a prediction and is believed, it won’t happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;48.   If there is a large bump in a downhill road, a speeding car will fly over it and hit the ground in shower of sparks. Unsecured passengers will not be injured, and no tire damage, broken axles, or suspension failures will occur. The car will then execute a sharp turn involving a skid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;49.  Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;50.  Text appearing on a computer monitor appears letter by letter and making a sound as if it was produced by a typewriter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14552712750</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14552712750</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:27:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>burbanked:

MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvsmxurd21qbhtrto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burbanked.tumblr.com/post/14216116700/star-wars-luke-kicking-george-lucas-revision"&gt;burbanked&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strike&gt;Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him.&lt;/strike&gt; C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14239779004</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14239779004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:59:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo by brucero</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3vniIvJ21qc8bdho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lightbox.com/RCZzWpE"&gt;Photo&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://brucero.lightbox.com/"&gt;brucero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14126164602</link><guid>http://flockofhounds.tumblr.com/post/14126164602</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:33:18 -0800</pubDate><category>lightbox</category></item></channel></rss>
